“not a problem,” he replies. After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing happy birthday to her over the phone.

If You Get A Bad One, You'll Become A Philosopher.—.

“your birthday is next week. At the end of my 21st birthday meal, i mentioned to my dad that the waiter had been really friendly and accommodating. I like birthdays, but i think too many can kill you.

Man Goes To Work And Confides To A Colleague, “I Think I Forgot My Wife’s Birthday.”.

While a lot of celebrities offer funny 21st birthday quotes, you might be looking for something a little more original. After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing happy birthday to her over the phone. Explore this list of 21st birthday quotes to find the perfect one.

The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.

This is the cue for everyone with a key to bring it to the wedding table. Dive into these unique, original turning 21 quotes to tickle your funny bone. It was on my fifth birthday that papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, “remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.”.

Before Leaving, She Says To The Clerk, ‘I Hope You Don’t Mind My Asking, But How Old Do You Think I.

Happy 21st, go have a lit night so you can wake up hungover with an existential crisis the next morning! A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. As the fun night is going smoothly, an older man comes right up to him and loudly says “i fucked your mom last night.”.

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A few minutes later the older guy comes back and says “yeah your mom likes it rough!”. Freeze a jolly good fellow! A guy goes to the bar with his friends on his 21st birthday.